Thursday is the day I look like crap, and I have a theory.
Monday, I want to kick off the week right with a shower, make-up, the whole nine yards. Who wants to go to work on Monday and look like you’re not prepared for the week? Because, I am always prepared for Monday. Always. As a matter of fact, I start getting ready for Monday on Saturday and Sunday. Seriously.
Tuesday, I’m still on the “I wanna look good” high from Monday, and so typically, I do. Except this Tuesday I didn’t shower because I started getting texts about bank robberies and police standoffs, so I forewent the shower to get to work early.
Wednesday is hump day, the middle of the week, the ‘only-two-more-days-to-the-weekend’ day and to celebrate that, I will adorn myself cutely.
Thursday, who freaking cares?