he decimated my pie

I yelled when I went in the kitchen and saw my cheesecake destroyed.

I made it from a box for the family because it's a favorite. With cherries on top.

"Who decimated the cheesecake?!"

Considering there was one person in the form of a 13-year-old boy sitting in the recliner with a fresh piece, my options were limited.

"I want you to know that by ruining how this looks, you've ruined how it's going to taste," I told him.

You agree, right?

He argued he didn't do it on purpose, the utensil slipped, the crust was too hard and that, in fact, how it looks has nothing to do with how it tastes.