Monday, December 12, 2011

some things I've been heard saying to my dog

"I don't care if he hurt your feelings - GO!"

"You should've pooped when I let you out. Now you have to hold it."

"Get back in there. You know better."

"I love you but I don't want you on top of me right now."

"Stop being an asshole and play with your neighbor."

"You're annoying."

"You literally have two seconds to pee and if you don't, we're getting back in the car."

"Mama loves you even when you paw me in the eyeball...ugh, Skye! You always have to take it to the next level."

1 comment:

The Logarithmic Spiral said...

BAHAHAHA!!!! You've inspired me